LAJO RANI

Lajo rani badi sayani,

Karti hai apni manmani;

Samne inke jo bhi aata,

Pal bhar mein pani-pani ho jata;

Angreji mein inhone ki hai P.H.D.,

Har shabd ki banatien hain khichdi;

Shampoo inka lagta bada asardar,

Khujli karata inse bar-bar;

Inse chonch ladana nahi hai aasaan,

Kyonki inki zabaan bahut hai balwan.

Artist takes out revenge from any person in his art. This is true for me too. This one was written maybe in 2003 or 2004 while I was in 12th class. We had chemistry practicals in our college(St. Fidelis College). Some Students were told about the date of practicals in her tuition(teacher's) class. Most other students came to know about this by their friends who attended the tuition classes. Because I didn't join her tuitions and nobody told me about the due date of practicals I didn't bring the necessary things on the d-day. Though in the morning I came to know by a friend of mine that she declared the date of practicals in her tuition classes.

I am of the types that would not see the elderness of a person but if any person is 'wrong', he is 'wrong'. She didn't allowed me to attend the practicals. I launched myself into arguments with her. At last when she was going away upstairs I shouted loudly "Ma'am aap mera practical lengi ki nahin" "ma'am will you take my practicals or not??", I was brimming with anger, days after that anger was transformed into this poem!!, I remember one of copies of this poem was kept with one of my classmate and I always thought she would cut my marks in exam if she came across that. Anyway marks were surely less in exams!