लाजो रानी

लाजो रानी बडी़ सयानी,

करती है अपनी मन्मानी;

सामने ईनके जो भी आता,

पल भर में पानी-पानी हो जाता;

अंग्रेजी मे इन्होने की है पी-एच-डी,

हर शब्द की बनाति हैं खिचडी़;

शैम्पूँ इन्का लग्ता बडा़ असरदार,

खुजली कराता इनसे बार-बार;

इनसे चोंच लडा़ना नहीं है आसान,

क्योंकी ईनकी ज़बाँन बहुत है बलवान

Artist takes out revenge from any person in his art. This is true for me too. This one was written maybe in 2003 or 2004 while I was in 12th class. We had chemistry practicals in our college(St. Fidelis College). Some Students were told about the date of practicals in her tuition(teacher's) class. Most other students came to know about this by their friends who attended the tuition classes. Because I didn't join her tuitions and nobody told me about the due date of practicals I didn't bring the necessary things on the d-day. Though in the morning I came to know by a friend of mine that she declared the date of practicals in her tuition classes

I am of the types that would not see the elderness of a person but if any person is 'wrong', he is 'wrong'. She didn't allowed me to attend the practicals. I launched myself into arguments with her. At last when she was going away upstairs I shouted loudly "Ma'am aap mera practical lengi ki nahin" "ma'am will you take my practicals or not??", I was brimming with anger, days after that anger was transformed into this poem!!, I remember one of copies of tis poem was kept with one of my classmate and I always thought she would cut my marks of exam if she came across that. Anyway marks were surely less in exams.