CAT Fiasco Song

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Tirkintana,tirkintana,tirkintana...CAT CAT

tirkintana,tirkintana,tirkintana...CAT CAT

Hai chancellor, Hai counsellor, Popular, hai annular...annular annular

IIM maths mein tez hai, IIM ka students mein craze hai...IIM banata MBA, IIM lagta hai tez hai.

Prometric ke sath alliance hai...pattern online walaaa,

but IIM can't conduct s**la, but IIM can't conduct s**la,

haan IIM conduct nahin kar sakta.

tirkintana,tirkintana,tirkintana...CAT CAT

tirkintana,tirkintana,tirkintana...CAT CAT

paida IIM hua to kismatein chamki...uske muh mein thi Government ki subsidy,

hey, ye, ye... IIM ke paas hai paisa...haathon ke mail ke jaisa,

IIM students ka idol hai... aim hai, target hai,

but IIM can't conduct s**la, but IIM can't conduct s**la,

haan IIM conduct nahin kar sakta.

Coachings kehtein hain bada naam karega, IIM to aisa kaam karega,

IIM ke paas hai MBA, hai ye MNC's ka Gateway,

hey, ye, ye... IIM fests karata hai, jahan jata hai chah jata hai,

but IIM can't conduct s**la, but IIM can't conduct s**la,

haan IIM conduct nahin kar sakta.

PS: Consider Annular=yearly, it was rhyming good so I used it although it means 'Shaped like a ring'.